A few of the short short stories I included in Quarantine Monster Shorts were inspired by some of the weirder news stories of 2020 where I gave supernatural/paranormal/ridiculous reasons for them happening. I decided to share a brief explanation of those news stories in case you forgot. Here is the fifth one. Enjoy!
Another 2020 story that I would've never seen coming (2020 you wily bitch): Meth Gators.
Police were concerned (reports vary at how sincere the concern was) that flushing meth down the toilet could lead to alligators eating it downstream. I can see why a methed-out gator would be a serious issue considering how unpredictable and aggressive they can be when sober.
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| Picture from USA Today |
But think of how clean the swamps would be.
Look for "It's Not Meth" in Quarantine Monster Shorts, coming October 2021
