Wednesday, July 24, 2019

So Right-Brained it's Painful



I did fairly well in math in school, I took AP biology in high school and passed. I scraped by my bio classes in college, did much better at geology, but I'll never be a scientist or a mathematician.

When I read legal or business language like in a contract or my insurance paperwork, my brain turns to static. Seriously, it's like it forgot how to exist.

Signal lost, end of the day's programming, super black hole.


Image result for tv static

To make matters worse, it's not just when I read it or hear it (sorry insurance lady who comes to work every year to explain our benefits, I didn't catch any of that), even thinking about it causes brain melt.

Why is this on a blog about writing and books and stuff?

Do you know how much legal/business stuff authors have to deal with? Especially self-published authors? I thought I knew.

I didn't.

I went to a workshop on tax info for authors at the last Nebraska Writers Guild spring conference. It was great, very informative, and gave me the illusion that I could easily handle the business side of this business.

Guys, I am so out of my league.

I started working on getting a tax id number. I didn't make it past the first page.

I figured I should get the handout the gentleman who ran the class gave us so I would have a guide through the process. The more I looked at it, the more static happened in my brain. There were numbers and percentages and form names and stuff. My brain shut down after overheating and hulksmashing the table.

The problem is, I think I have a fairly decent understanding of the pieces and parts of the whole giving the government it's cut thing, but when I try processing the entire thing is where I run into trouble.

I'll keep plugging away at it, chipping away at the little bits until the whole thing comes together... because it's figure it out or go to jail, I guess??

Thankfully, in my line of work, being overly right-brained is a good thing. In the meantime, I'm going to call the man who has all the answers to life's mysteries.

DAD!!

Sunday, July 7, 2019

Baby Steps in the Right Direction

I wrote 1032 words today.

That doesn't seem like much but that is the most productive writing I've done in I can't even tell you how long. It's been probably more than 6 months.

Before today, most work I've gotten done is staring at my computer, willing the words to come out, and editing what I have done for the 300th time. I've also been staring at my outline, constantly telling myself that I am so close to being done and then not doing the writing that would actually make me be done.

It feels good. So good to be back at the keyboard (clicky alphabet for those who read the same article that I did: 8 Ways to Fit Writing into Your Life) and see progress on that blank page. To see the words flow like I forgot they could. To be proud of the progress, as little as it is.

It's actually my birthday! Woo!
I also played around with cover designs on selfpubbookcovers.com which the glorious Sarah Buhrman, the Author Goddess, herself told me about. It's a cool website for writers to pick customizable cover art from a ton of options for not a ton of money. Authors can also work with artists to design original covers for their books. It's all in-progress right now but if I manage to pull this off, you'll get to see what I've been working on.

You see, there's a huge writing contest that closes at the end of August that I have no chance in winning but I'm going to throw my hat in the ring anyway. What do I have to lose? I get something written and you get to read something else. It's a win-win... although that $25,000 grand prize wouldn't be a kick to the teeth.

And I'm writing my first blog post in... 😐 Moving on.

Program containing my short
story and buttons I made.
See! I wasn't lying!
And guys, I totally spaced on telling you, a short story I wrote, Phoenix-Born, got runner up in a writing contest a couple of months ago! It was the annual Sci-Fi/Fantasy writing contest put on by Constellation, a local con that celebrates all things nerdy and amazing. And guys, members of the Nebraska Writer's Guild swept the short story contest! Sarah Buhrman (see above) got first place with me in second. They said they had a record number of entries this year and are looking at splitting into different categories to get more winners in the future. It's exciting to be part of something that is growing.

Someday I'll get it posted somewhere so you can read it.

Baby steps, people. Baby steps.